Random Thoughts…

Sometimes I just let my mind go for a walk. We have some interesting journeys together. They can be a little challenging but I wouldn't swap it. We are what we are.

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I’ve done this before.

But then hasn’t everything been done before!

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Apart from stuff that’s original.

Like rimplestumpling.

That’s a new invention.

It’s where you rimple a stumpling.

You can play it on your own.

Or when there’s nobody else to play with you.

To be honest, it’s a shit game.

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Like life.

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And turnip thumping.

Which I also invented.

That’s the thumping of turnips, not life.

I didn’t invent life.

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Someone called God did.

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He was probably drunk at the time.

Or she was probably drunk at the time.

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Unless God doesn't exist.

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In which case the gender debate isn't relevant.

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I was drunk when I invented turnip thumping.

If I hadn’t been, I’d have used a pumpkin.

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A smashing pumpkin.

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I’m writing this lying in bed.

I’ve also been telling lies to my bed.

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I told it I’d play rimplestumpling with it.

Which is impossible.

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It’s a one player game.

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Also beds can’t play games.

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That’s something that would be new.

A bed that can play games.

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You can have that one for free.

By free, I mean free million.

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People who say free instead of three make me smile.

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I think about them all the time.

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Is that weird?

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Am I weird?

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Is it better to be weird or a weirdo?

Is weirdo Italian for weird?

The Italians do like the letter O.

I wonder which number they like best.

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My favourite number is a banana.

This post is just a load of old nonsense.

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Like life.

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Which also makes no sense.

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No sense is nonsense after the sad loss of a letter N.

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There’s probably something profound in that.

But I can’t think what it might be.

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I’m too busy being angry with Italians for making the letter N feel insignificant.

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I feel insignificant sometimes.

But mostly I'm too tired for that.

All those years being next to the letter O must have been difficult for N.

They used to be a great team.

Battling to be top dog with team YES.

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Why is there no such thing as a yes woman?

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Men are ridiculous.

So are bum bags.

Bums with bags are ok.

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I don’t blame the O though.

Or the Oboe.

Or Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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I blame the Italians.

And Mountain Goats.

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I made mashed potato today.

Although I messed it up.

I made a hash of the mash.

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That was a joke.

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Just like life 🤔.

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