Timezones…

Timezones…

I need to do some research,

find out who invented these.

It was almost certainly a boffin,

who didn't have Substack friends.

~

How are supposed to survive,

when most of our readers are asleep.

No opportunity for us to thrive,

we’re in bed when our subscribers awake.

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Clearly there needs to be a change,

put everyone in the same timezone.

We should all probably adopt Greenwich,

if it promises to stop being mean.

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I know this might cause problems,

for certain places in the world.

But I'm sure this inconvenience is minor,

if it means I'm not on here alone 👍.

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