Absolute chaos and I’m here for it. This reads like the love child of a stand-up set and a cautionary tale wildly honest, gloriously unfiltered, and properly hilarious. If self-awareness were a dating skill, you’d be unmatched. Signed: someone who’d swipe right just to hear the pork-pie-on-the-head story. 😂🍻
Now I know what I clicked subscribe..............😉
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this! You would not be single for long in this crazy age of dating 😂
🤣 thanks Liz.
Very funny... best one I've read today
Thanks Ernie.
So funny Phil ❤️
https://open.substack.com/pub/siennaleon/p/why-we-get-stuck-in-relationships?r=6hu6n2&utm_medium=ios
Hahaha this is fabulous, great one Phil
Thanks for reading. I really appreciate it.
Thank goodness I'm not looking for a partner, as I'm too old already!! 😂😂
👍🤣. Thanks Michele.
I will not click on your profile, I'm sorry to say. 😅
I don’t blame you 🤣
This is awesome 😎
Love the self awareness, Phillip. That’s what I’m looking for in a man. Bravo 👏🤣❤️
Thanks very much.
Thank God that I've meet my partner in a cafe.
Your posts always make me laugh! This was great!
Wonderful. Just wonderful!
Thanks as always.
Absolute chaos and I’m here for it. This reads like the love child of a stand-up set and a cautionary tale wildly honest, gloriously unfiltered, and properly hilarious. If self-awareness were a dating skill, you’d be unmatched. Signed: someone who’d swipe right just to hear the pork-pie-on-the-head story. 😂🍻
How did you meet your wife? Asking as someone who met ppl only through dating apps and that was a disaster
In a bar. I told her I was a racing driver. I may write a post about it one day.
Were you a racing driver?
Definitely not.
How many dates it took for your wife to know?
She says she still doesn’t.
Or maybe you are a racing driver and you did not know that you did not actually lie
upd. Attempting damage control did not work out so let’s pretend last comments never happened.
So lie is a key to happy and stable family?